Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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