we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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