he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Randomize
