yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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