Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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