I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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