I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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