dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Operation Purity has been aborted
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Randomize
