Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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