doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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