She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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