i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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