This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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