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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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