I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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