You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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