What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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