we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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