So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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