Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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