But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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