guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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