I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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