She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
