are you still at the devil's house?
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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