can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
send nudes
from the living room?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
Randomize
