I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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