New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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