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two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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