Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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