I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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