so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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