All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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