You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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