I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
we're making bets on your personal life
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
