By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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