she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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