My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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