he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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