Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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