...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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