I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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