so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Randomize