she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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