May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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