i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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