i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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