He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I need to stop coming to work sober
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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