I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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