The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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