Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
wow bdsm is so cute
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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