I don't think brook has ever known best
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
