this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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