what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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